sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means
In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
when youre not supposed to be awake on your computer at 3am and you hear your parent walking towards your room
why are all these memes so detailed? like the screen is casting shadows on his face. ppl are putting some time in on these.
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
them: you’re depressed because you never leave the house!! go out and do something fun, you’ll see!!
me:
